Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Became Martin Luther King Jr
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
5	5 Vote	If You Attended Elementary School, You Should Live in Space
3	3 Vote	Senators Opt to Drink My Coffee From Trench
132	132 Vote	Altered Forme Giratina Is Returning to Rehab: He's Doing Well, Says Source
5	5 Vote	Have You Experienced a Period of Time?
111	111 Vote	Ducks Make Great Techno
5	5 Vote	Trump Is Taller Than His Mom, Even in the Dark
181	181 Vote	Why You Should Pay Me
6	6 Vote	Here's Jerry O'Connell Just Torturing His Kids With a Helicopter
90	90 Vote	Trump Loses It and Says He's a Sexist Sack of S**t
9	9 Vote	How to Apply to Be Boring
82	82 Vote	Britain's Oldest Judo Master Is Fighting the California Wildfires With Fire Emojis
167	167 Vote	UK Police Force Threatens to Call Grandma
171	171 Vote	Sorry, I'll Start a Global War
47	47 Vote	You'll Have to Die, in This Dojo
3	3 Vote	Street Fight: Trump vs. Math
9	9 Vote	Do You Really Need to Exist
33	33 Vote	Nancy Grace Details Disturbing Encounter With a Kitten
175	175 Vote	So Now It's OK to Destroy Me
220	220 Vote	GitHub Is Now a Hate Crime
151	151 Vote	Twist Off Your Ass and Try Again
111	111 Vote	Bill Clinton: I Had Sex With Monica Lewinsky to Cope With Coronavirus Fallout
5	5 Vote	At Least Four People Have Thoughts
88	88 Vote	20 Seconds, 30 Seconds, 45 Seconds? How Long Should You Social Distance?
139	139 Vote	"Willy Wonka" Is Getting a Blowjob
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Lets You Insert Your Face Into a Tributary, Killing 3,000 Fish
62	62 Vote	A Beetle Is Destroying Your Co-Workers
97	97 Vote	Controversy Surrounding the "Ice Age" – Did It Originate in Government Lab?
100	100 Vote	WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
5	5 Vote	Camp Fire Is Recovered by Divers
7	7 Vote	UK Police to Hunt Subatomic Particles
57	57 Vote	Consumers Nearly Twice as Likely to Catch Fire
6	6 Vote	Who Knew Dirt Could Be Twins!
83	83 Vote	Weinstein Convicted of 1,549 Homicides
68	68 Vote	How to Escape From a Bag of Chips
2	2 Vote	These People Are Still Too Violent, Say Inspectors
165	165 Vote	Aaugh! 10 Facts About Your Interests
173	173 Vote	British Authorities Scramble to Find Eggs

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