Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Igor Vovkovinskiy, Tallest Man in US, Possible Fire Hazard
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney Totally Looks Like a Human Man
51	51 Vote	How to Break Ankle During Altercation
129	129 Vote	If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power Grids
50	50 Vote	Vaccinations Are Rising, Even in Claymation
87	87 Vote	Kid Rock Is Forced to Eat a Moogle
79	79 Vote	Pelosi Outlines 48-Hour Deadline to accept New Facebook Terms or Be Killed
139	139 Vote	Tom Hanks Has Been Sneakily Tracking You for Days
119	119 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Garbage Bag of Loose Eels
197	197 Vote	One Plus One Equals Two Reportedly
32	32 Vote	The Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
155	155 Vote	Man Who Fatally Poisoned Husband With Bullets
162	162 Vote	The Taliban Has Taken Over the Taliban
52	52 Vote	Tom Cruise Gets Very Angry About My Marriage
126	126 Vote	Reawaken Your Childhood With This Catastrophe in Afghanistan
71	71 Vote	This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You 2	2
47	47 Vote	10 Ways to Grow a Blueberry Bush in Your Strawberries?
96	96 Vote	No More Mr. Nice Guy as Biden Requires Nursing Home Staff to Be Racist "without Calling It Racist"
267	267 Vote	Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
108	108 Vote	At Least 68 Killed in Fiery Speech
156	156 Vote	The Church Is Dead. Long Live iTunes
88	88 Vote	Weirdly Specific Thank-You Notes to Mario and Luigi
3	3 Vote	China Trying to Survive a Creature-Filled Apocalypse
130	130 Vote	Israel to Destroy Cities With a Gender Reveal
67	67 Vote	Mushroom Jerky Is Like Driving a Speedboat in Your Fridge
3	3 Vote	Japan Is Not Currently Taking Appointments
328	328 Vote	Florida Man Dies 3	3
51	51 Vote	I've Lost a Lot of Style, Little Substance
7	7 Vote	Archbishop to Lead Nickelodeon
5	5 Vote	Taliban May Have Revealed Another Marvel Crossover
35	35 Vote	This Sponge-Like Fossil Could Be Toast
150	150 Vote	Believe It or Else
342	342 Vote	Man Absolutely Point Blank Refuses to Accept That He Is Dead. More Later
111	111 Vote	Woman Refuses to Admit That She Likes Cats Unironically
5	5 Vote	Woman Discovers "creepy Murder Room" in Her Hair
144	144 Vote	The Rain Is Becoming "too Woke"
92	92 Vote	John Oliver Doesn't Need a Vaccine to Eat Flesh
78	78 Vote	Massive Python Filmed Popping Out of Olympics Broadcaster
138	138 Vote	A Subatomic Particle Can Turn Anything Into a McRib
5	5 Vote	Turn Any Drink Into a Cadillac

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