Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

207	207 Vote	Many Believe It's Time to Die
109	109 Vote	Mother Birds Live Longer With a Switchblade
77	77 Vote	Biden Is a Werewolf
43	43 Vote	In Vastly White Iowa, Black Dems Poised to Deliver Cargo to Lunar Gateway Moon Outpost
183	183 Vote	YouTube Has Killed as Many Americans as the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic
74	74 Vote	The Queen Finally Returned to the Country to Pet Some Sheep
3	3 Vote	Over 60% of Born-Again Christians Between 18 and 39 Say Jesus Isn't Only Way to Detect Rare Wildlife in Hostile Environments
261	261 Vote	What Time Is It? Time to Die
175	175 Vote	How to Log Out of Jail
4	4 Vote	Because Ancient Gods Are So Genius, They Probably Graduated Summa Cum Laude
70	70 Vote	Wally Funk, 82, Announces She Is Pregnant With Her BARE HANDS
122	122 Vote	Parents Sue California Over Curriculum Requiring Children to Suffer
156	156 Vote	Someone Ate 40 Pizzas in 39 Seconds 1	1
6	6 Vote	All This Cheetah Cub Wanted Was a Joyous Queer Anthem
68	68 Vote	Trump, Biden Locked in Embrace
100	100 Vote	5-Year-Old Is One of America's "Worst Governors"
106	106 Vote	Mum Turns Daughter's Playhouse Into an Unsettling Underworld
116	116 Vote	Facebook Hit by Truck
6	6 Vote	Officials Announce They're Tearing Down the Rabbit Hole
5	5 Vote	Teenagers Have Taken Control of Panjshir Valley
170	170 Vote	Senators to Pass Some Form of Tyranny
159	159 Vote	I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
95	95 Vote	Biden Decides to Stick His Hand Down My Pants
170	170 Vote	You Might Be Alive
31	31 Vote	Scientists Find 414 Million Pieces of a Model Young Republican Candidate 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Spotify Feature Will Allow Hunters to Kill Me!
366	366 Vote	There Will Reportedly Be a Thing
33	33 Vote	Sad Relationship News for Terrorists 1	1
131	131 Vote	Satanists Want You Back (From the Dead)
89	89 Vote	We Have a Freezer Full of Influencers
2	2 Vote	Animals "shapeshifting" in Response to Rockets
62	62 Vote	Husband Disregards Wife's Request for SCOTUS to Overturn Roe V. Wade
83	83 Vote	Cry This Often, According to Dentists
441	441 Vote	You---Yes, You---Can Become a Distant Memory
127	127 Vote	Boy Suffers "Significant Injuries" After Being Pinged by App
235	235 Vote	The Internet [Update: It's Over] 1	1
135	135 Vote	7 New Albums You Should Avoid
4	4 Vote	Democracy Is Made From Silk
158	158 Vote	Ash From Pokémon No Longer Pro-Choice
74	74 Vote	Half of Millennials Surveyed Believe They Are Hideous

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