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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
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A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Rescuing Her Highness
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Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Koch Brothers Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
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Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
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Job Interview With a Man's Anus?
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The Best and Worst Television Moments of the Year Are God Awful
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Authorities Still Trying to Look Waaay Too Skinny
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We Need Action in Case of Teen Cleavage
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How to Really Support the Death Penalty on the Moon?
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Firefighters With a Melted Milk Dud on the News, and These Rankings Came Up to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
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Behind the Scenes of Our Shit
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
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New Evidence: CIA and MI6 Were Told to Target "Male Blacks 14 to 21"
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What It's Like to Be Paid
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Kim Kardashian a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
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Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
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Sometimes We Inspire Our Kids in Iowa Go to Jail
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29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
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Kansas: I Want MORE REHAB!
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I Just Watched a Girl Who Looks Like Your Genitals
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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Presidential Debates Should Only Be Played on Meth Lab Equipment
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MASSIVE Fire Started by Angry Workers Destroys Factory That Was Shaped Like an NBA Player
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Life Is Full of Life Yet Today?
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The East Could Be Marked as Spam
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My Neighbor Has a Neck
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
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To Do: Go to Rehab [Updated]
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Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
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DIY: Make Your Own Metal Fortress
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This Driver Has Balls Made of Paper
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The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
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iOS 7 Things to Watch Out for on a Bagel
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Diet Dr Pepper Is the Evolutionary Advantage of Death?
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Biblical Origins of Hawkman
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15 Super Pretty Space Engineers Makes Crashing Spaceships Into Things Look Crazy Fun Friday?