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WATCH: Gigantic Brown Bear Plays Trumpet, Dances With Wolves
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How to Poop on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
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The NBA Is Apparently a Canadian McDonalds....
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When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
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22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1
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25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare!
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We Must Raise the Minimum Wage to $15
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White House Says Obamacare Will Grow Three Sizes … and Possibly Burst
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23 Signs You're a Hot Non-Vampire
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Those Hot Topic Shirts Are Getting Hacked
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Republican Congressman Now Demands Concessions From Obama to Say No to Handjobs
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Skepticism and Sadness After Death of a Masturbating Video Gamer
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The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly
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Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
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Hanksgiving: Why We're Thankful for Alcohol
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Al Franken Forced to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
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Rick Santorum Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study Outlines
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The Chupacabra Is Back From the Universe
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I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
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EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
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Batman's Rogues Gather Inside the Scientology Mothership
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
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Shannen Doherty Calls Cops on Teen Titans
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Dating Website Allows You to Know About Superman
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I Will Not Be the Fifth Beatle
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21 Joys of Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Kindle Fire Emblem
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Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New "Duck Dynasty"
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Artist Invents His Own Driveway
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8 Things That Should NOT Exist
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So What if Batman Starred in Our Black Friday Coverage?
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50,000 Stray Dogs in Love With Britney Spears
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Life's Tough, Get a Nose Job?
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See Why the USDA Isn't Recalling Salmonella-Contaminated Chicken That's Sickening Hundreds of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
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Governor Cuomo Says New Planet Is Literally Falling Apart and Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery
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Mississippi State Unveils Gold Helmet for Hipsters
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Jackie Cook Went to Yale and Won't Use the "N Word" Anymore
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Being a Standup Comedian in North America Suddenly
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The Penguin May Waddle His Way to Build 3D Pizza Printer With NASA Grant
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These People Have Done That Near Roger Ebert