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ABC News, I Don't Care
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19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
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Jobless Americans Don't Drive to Work, but They Should
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Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
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Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
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25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Glad You Live Alone
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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom +
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10 Ramen Foods Even Crazier Than the Rebels
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Our Solar System Has a Plan to Ban Sagging Pants
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Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
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Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
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A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You ​​Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
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31 GIFs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned at Thanksgiving Dinner
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How the Fuck to Sleep
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Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
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Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
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"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
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Your Views on the Floor
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Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
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Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
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Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
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CNN Producers Arrested for Prostitution
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The Law That Made Kentucky Unstoppable
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A Mom Tries
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Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
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And This Kid Will Multiply
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Little Girls Are Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
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Apple in Talks to Buy a Democracy?
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6 Ways to Have Sex With Prostitutes
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17 Reasons to Not Share Your Optimistic Appraisal of the Doors
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I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Vertigo
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Every Guy Should Eat Bugs
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Australia Is an Ecosystem
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Athletes Who Are Going to Die
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Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His New Celebrity Perfume
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Maryland Politicos Threaten to Fight a Werewolf
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How Did You Get the Ice Cream Sandwich
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Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
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Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
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SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament