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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
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I Have a Beard
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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Things Are Going to Suck
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Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
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Body Found in Fast Food Again
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Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
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R. Kelly Clarkson
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Skateboard How Most People Fuck
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
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Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again
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Truck Full of Shit
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These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
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Cat Does Not Work
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Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
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Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over Your 2013 "Hot 100" List
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HOLY Crap: This Pic of Kendall Jenner's Butt, Gets Bitch Slapped by Brody Jenner
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Sometimes Things Are Terrifying!
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Tell Us About Your Tits
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Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
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Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies
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This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
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Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
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Turn Your Bike Into an Old Bridge
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Pimp My Baby Piglet