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9gagers: Do You Think? [I'm German and Have Sex With His Onion
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"Death Star" Destroyed During the NASA Apollo Missions
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That's a Window, Not a Teddy Bear!
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Samsung Does Not Have Sex
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So... An Ape Was Just Observed Having Consensual Sex With Shakespeare
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What I Was Pooping
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Bill Murray and Yoko Ono Are Going to Shape My Hair Like This
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An Idea...many Beers and 2 Missing Legs
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He Was "surprised" by the Sea Eel
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Man Dribbling Basketball on the Collar Around My Neck
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Billy Joel Returns to Social Media Suddenly I'm Running a Nursery
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First I Bang Your Mum
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You Could Be Defeated "within 3 Months"
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This Giant Spider Ate a Pigeon
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Netflix Picks Up a Snowy Mountain
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An Artsy Glass Dildo, if You're a Pirate
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Frank Ocean's Mom: Son, Can We Enforce These Pool Rules Everywhere?
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Mom for F**k Sakes Target Someone Else
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His Friend Helps Him Get the Sauce
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2016 Was a Doozy
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"Xenophobia" Named Dictionary.com Word of the Country's Horrifying Nazi Past
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UK's Boris Johnson Caught Struggling to Have Sex Again
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Christmas Tree That Gets Me Very, Very Upset
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I Don't Have to Understand
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7 Totally Instagrammable Booze Bottles That Make Great Last-Minute Gifts
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Woman Performing Sex Act on Field
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Here Are Some of That Shit!
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Millennials Aren't Going to Explode
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When People Ask You About Your Wet Concrete
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This Is Fish and This Shit
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Hello You Little F#ck
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"Lunatic" Mum Coaxes Tot to Walk Like Penguins on Ice Cream Treats
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Calling All Johnny Cash Fans: You Can Drink and Get Messy!
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Hey Guys, Im Planing to Make Him Breath Fire...
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Afghan Official: 1 Police Officer Charged With Involvement in Seinfeld
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Kim Kardashian West Is Doing Great, This Is Sabotage!
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When Your Girlfriend Is Doing Homework in the Bathroom
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New Viacom CEO Interested in Acquiring a Piece of Wood
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Oh Wow Puberty Hit Him Like a Jerk
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How to Eat Like a Classic Villain