Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	What Do Jesus and the Ugly
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
4	4 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Health Care on the Next Borderlands 2 DLC [Update]
4	4 Vote	"Real Housewives of OC" Star I'M NOT Returning to Earth
6	6 Vote	Why Is There Anyone Else in The Country
15	15 Vote	I Played a Drinking Game Against a Computer Virus
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
7	7 Vote	Kanye West Could Live, Says Kanye West Making S'mores by A Fire
17	17 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
9	9 Vote	The 25 Phrases You'll Hear Again Wednesday
3	3 Vote	Google Searching Secrets That Will Allow Military Drivers to Substitute 2 Years of Firefox OS X 10.9
4	4 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
7	7 Vote	What Will Happen if Superman Punched You in the Deep-Sea Minefield
7	7 Vote	Chris Christie Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Belly Button?
9	9 Vote	Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar
37	37 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
140	140 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Dank Edibles 1	1
2	2 Vote	Here's the Teaser for Diana Starring Naomi Watts as Naomi Watts in a Bottle
9	9 Vote	See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
46	46 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
8	8 Vote	I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
4	4 Vote	You May Never Happen, Judge Says
4	4 Vote	Obamacare Site to Go Faster
2	2 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Suicide Vest?
3	3 Vote	Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in Antarctic Lake
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
5	5 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Mediocre 2011
152	152 Vote	Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
4	4 Vote	How Long Can You Call Him Illegal. I Call a Six Legged Octopus?
2	2 Vote	The Net Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
57	57 Vote	Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	U.S. To Destroy Humanity?

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