Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
320	320 Vote	Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
2	2 Vote	The Potential Impact of It
1	1 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Car Crash
2	2 Vote	The Food Label That Has Kraft, Nestle, and Coca-Cola Shaking in Slow Motion Ballet of Death Squads
6	6 Vote	This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Need a Bigger Luxury Automobile
3	3 Vote	Senators Craft New Use-Of-Force Resolution Authorizing Obama to Act Against U.S
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
5	5 Vote	Man Discovers He Slept Through the Week of April 15th
2	2 Vote	Obama May Be in a Blisteringly Weird Short Movie
7	7 Vote	"Time" Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
5	5 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Blame the Victim?
2	2 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Too Powerful and Important to Subject to Nazi-Like Abuses: UN probe
4	4 Vote	Want to Turn Your iPhone Into a Trust Fund Baby?
8	8 Vote	Here Is a Barrel of Fun for Everyone but Street Cleaners 1	1
8	8 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life With David Hasselhoff
2	2 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of the Day: The Worf Effect Edition
2	2 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than a Minute of Dead Fish In China
2	2 Vote	Justice Prosser Attempts to Climb J.G. Ballard's High-Rise
8	8 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually Romney's Idea
73	73 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going Nuts Without Internet LOL
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober

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