Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

conpanbear

Voted Headlines

17	17 Vote	They Replaced Black People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
175	175 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
61	61 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
22	22 Vote	Does Anyone Actually Keep Their Babies. Seriously
106	106 Vote	Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Killing a Black Character
16	16 Vote	Monkey Teaches Man How to Buy, Slaughter and Spit-Roast a Sheep
61	61 Vote	15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
3	3 Vote	"Harry Potter" Spin-Off Trilogy Being Planned Parenthood
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6