Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chuckhanson

Voted Headlines

182	182 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
99	99 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
8	8 Vote	The Real Life Is Ten Times Worse?
81	81 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
2	2 Vote	What Games Taught Me About Having A Baby
2	2 Vote	9 Movies That Are Better Dads
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Prayed for Bigger Boobs and God Delivered
4	4 Vote	Stephen Colbert Was So Wrong
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
2	2 Vote	Feeling Anxious About Weed and Other Things
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
55	55 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Be A Player
4	4 Vote	Enforcing Manners, Tumblr Shuts Down After Gunfight
2	2 Vote	You'll Love Paul Ryan Seacrest
5	5 Vote	How Did This Happen?
2	2 Vote	Young Teen Shows Us How To Live
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
2	2 Vote	There's an iPhone With Flappy Bird Installed
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
6	6 Vote	13 Foods That Should Not Exist
8	8 Vote	If Preventing Unnecessary Deaths Isn't Your Forte
5	5 Vote	Some Geek Boys of Comic-Con
5	5 Vote	You Call It Poison
8	8 Vote	Check Out This Stranger
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
6	6 Vote	Check Out the Window
6	6 Vote	A Rapper Just Schooled Us All. Incredible
2	2 Vote	American Apparel Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
2	2 Vote	22 Things Only 90s Teenage Guys Can Understand
2	2 Vote	How to Make Your Groceries Blush
2	2 Vote	Google Glass Blowing
197	197 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Scared
6	6 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Arrested Because He's Fascinating