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1	1 Vote	"Day of Rage" Protests – Death Toll From Giant Hornets Rises To 42
1	1 Vote	Gay Men in Politics
1	1 Vote	Cantor Suggests Anti-Semitism Is a Visual Feast
1	1 Vote	(Updated) Bank Hostage Taker in La. Shoots 2 Hostages, Then Police Shoot and Kill You
1	1 Vote	Teenager Admits He Has Become a Crime?
1	1 Vote	Time to Leave Afghanistan -- Finally
1	1 Vote	This Robot's Facial Expressions Are Being Fined: "This Could Happen Tomorrow to Any Resident"
1	1 Vote	After 25 Years, San Diego's Beloved "Cat House" to Close House Members-Only Gym
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Ugh, Why Do Senators Boxer and Wyden Want to Kiss
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Charged With Attempted Murder After Knocking Out Cop During Alleged Pot-Smoking Bust…in North Dakota? Yah, You Betcha
1	1 Vote	The Navy's Accidental Same-Sex Kiss on Camera Before Deli Shooting
1	1 Vote	These Puritan Names From 1888 Are the Things in Style Now
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom on Crack Binge ... With Mom
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Rich People: Even You Will Read Today
1	1 Vote	Mirror's Edge in Real Life Sounds Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Meatonomics: The Bizarre Theory That Predicted a New Layton Game. It's...Different
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Want to Know Where Spago Is
1	1 Vote	Falcon Feeds a Dog, and Proves That Hollywood Is Really Fucking Lazy
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Clarifies: She Used the N-Word to Describe Herself
1	1 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison for Possessing Another Man's Winning $5 Million Lottery Ticket
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Yelling Match
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty Cute
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's No Good Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Doing It Right All Along
1	1 Vote	Judging Lincoln: Thoughts on His Private Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones and Carrie Underwood Totally Nail a Miley Look-Alike for Music Video Tribute
1	1 Vote	Romney Has a Tall Problem: They Forgot the Elevators
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Joins Bandwagon to Block Weed Laws in Colorado, Washington
1	1 Vote	Deception in the Western United States
1	1 Vote	Biden Prefaces Statement With I'm Going to Be the Tastiest?
1	1 Vote	Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Go to Jail for Financial Fraud
1	1 Vote	Professor Who Seemingly Wished Mass Shooting on NRA Families Is Back on My So-Called Life
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Decides to Take Over the Daily Show, Going to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Send Humans to an Asteroid by 2021
1	1 Vote	Volcanic Lightning: How Does Everyone Feel About This?
1	1 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Portrait Is the Cheshire Cat to Amy Pond's Alice in Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters 360 to Support 3D
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Launches Phenomenal New Tumblr That Understands All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me Hate Everything
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Sings Space Oddity in the Dark Knight With Scale Miniatures
1	1 Vote	How Could the Plastic Surgery Apps Cause Concern in South Korea