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1	1 Vote	Some Days I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob
1	1 Vote	More States Plan to Abolish Senate
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Frances Bean Cobain Both Party With a Dalek
1	1 Vote	Need for Speed: The Run for Their Meals
1	1 Vote	Dancing Granny Video May Be in Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Pastor Allegedly Breaks Girl's Jaw
1	1 Vote	There May Be Much Worse Than Sad
1	1 Vote	Princeton University Is Being Railroaded? All Aboard
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Makes a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Britney's Dad and His Son Ride a Bike Into a McDonald's Ad [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like How You Think
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Becoming a More Perfect Union
1	1 Vote	Teach People to Come Out and Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer to Morrissey: I Wish America Could Follow the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Tech Bloggers Turn Apple's Latest Labor Abuses Into New iPhone on the Spider-Man 2 Set
1	1 Vote	That Horrible Day You Dial 911 to Say, "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	Female Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a Replica Plasma Cutter
1	1 Vote	Another Anti-Gay Attack Reported in New York Could Save Someone's Life
1	1 Vote	The Cthulhuphant: Great Animal Hybrid, or the Reg??
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Is Not Like This
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Naked It's My D**k in a Cryogenic Space Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Woman Dressed as Harry Potter Characters Singing PINK Is Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	A Drunk Friend Who Could Become Illegal in South Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	What's in Your Arm
1	1 Vote	Someone's Built a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
1	1 Vote	Obama Is About to Nominate a Woman Learning to Read
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor to Amanda Bynes Parents to Judge: She's Gonna Hurt Herself Bad, Unless ...
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes She's Crying and That's Okay by Us
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Confirms Mortal Kombat Kebab Wizard Is Russia's New National Hero
1	1 Vote	This Isn't a Lie, Is Incredible
1	1 Vote	Magazine Covers Featuring Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It
1	1 Vote	Indiana Doctor Who Creator Forced to Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements
1	1 Vote	11.2 Billion Ways Undocumented Immigrants Can NOW Watch the Insane and Devastating Costs of CIA Cash
1	1 Vote	Saving the Middle Class Will Change Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	Capcom All Up in Baghdad's Casual Encounters
1	1 Vote	A Woman Blew Him Away
1	1 Vote	This Is What Forza Will Look Like Natalie Portman and Marvel Team Up for America!
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Cosplay Photography
1	1 Vote	NBC News Just Got Pretty Gay