Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
97	97 Vote	Mario Has an Explanation
19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot