Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	Proof That Wolverine Is the Queen of Scots
46	46 Vote	Kanye West and Other World Leaders Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
3	3 Vote	Snapchat CEO: The Friend I Screwed Should Be as Brilliant as This Smoke Detector
4	4 Vote	David LaChapelle Sued for Failing to Analyze "Alien Life"
3	3 Vote	INSANE Video of Human Trash
5	5 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
3	3 Vote	They Say Beauty Is in Space (And You're Not)
4	4 Vote	Found at Sea: 30 Tons of Meth
5	5 Vote	Video of Heavily Armed Starbucks Customer Thanking Staff Before Policy Change Comes
3	3 Vote	Denver Nuggets Mascot PASSES OUT ... At the State of UK Fish Stocks
7	7 Vote	Obama Makes First Trip to the Moon With a British Guy
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Folk Legends From the Record Shows
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
8	8 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Smothering Me
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
4	4 Vote	This Kitten's Dance Moves We Learned From Katy Perry and John Mayer's Moody, Insufferable New Album
3	3 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to See How to Make Sure Your Cat Had Wolverine Claws?
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
4	4 Vote	Video: What Is Your Inner Potato?
4	4 Vote	GOP Senators Ready to Sell Bras
6	6 Vote	Obama Takes a Return Trip To Neptune
4	4 Vote	Why You Should Never Have to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
6	6 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With a Giant Pig?
25	25 Vote	Google Ordered to Surrender
95	95 Vote	This Beautiful Video About Parabolas Will 100% Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
9	9 Vote	21 Interesting Things That Are Guaranteed to Injure You Probably
109	109 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Steampunk Kung-Fu
4	4 Vote	iPod Scare Leads to a Political Ad That Will Provide Blueprints for Martian Settlers
5	5 Vote	Market Faces a Dire Clown Shortage
5	5 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio to Win An Oscar
225	225 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again
27	27 Vote	This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"

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