Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
4	4 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its Nefarious Plan to Stop Feeding the Homeless
63	63 Vote	You Know What It's Like to See Your Penis!
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2