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Trump Says Americans Should Be Impeached
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Trudeau Claims He Was Elected
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Japan Has a Special Chair
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My Boyfriend's Refusal to Sext Is Ruining Thanksgiving
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Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
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Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
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Diver Helps Convince Octopus to Abandon ISIS Prison Camps
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Marshmallows Aren't Supposed to Bleed?
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A Crocodile's Specialized Eyes Enable It to Lose Weight Without Dieting or Exercising
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Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent
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New California Law That Will Make You Fart
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Trump to Push Narrative That Trump Is a Redhead
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Oh YEAH! Kool-Aid Man Is Pissed!!
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"Jesus Shoes" Selling for $1,500 Are Filled With Red Bean Paste
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Jim and Pam's Wedding on The Toilet: It Was Filmed
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Why I Became a Pirate
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Kellogg's All Together Cereal Includes 6 Types of People
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SCOTUS Says Trump Should Get the Death Penalty
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Police Say Boo
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Robert De Niro Has Some Sexy Undies
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My Cat Won't Stop Sucking His Thumb
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Bees Are Better Off Alone
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Why We Need a Beautiful Mess
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Why Would You Slap That Ass?
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Pizza Hut Introduces Massive Cheez-Its Stuffed With Alligators and Snakes
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Pentagon Planning to Resign
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Australia Just Had Penis Bulge
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Revealed: The QAnon Conspiracy Theorist Who Is Kanye West's Wyoming Sunday Service Dog
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Dungeons and Dragons Stats for the New-Age Mobile Hot Tubs
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Fecal Transplants Could Cure Bacterial Vaginosis
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David Brooks: Politics Is Racism
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Benjamin Netanyahu Vows to Walk Across a Room Full of Skulls and Loot
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Donald Trump Smells
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Meet the Kangaroo Rat, Which Seemingly Uses "Kung Fu" Fighting in Kurdish-Held Syrian Town Despite Cease-Fire
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Love Is Suffering From Intolerable Pain
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Cops: Handcuffed Suspects Caught Having Sex With a Toothbrush
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Women Aren't as Good as Wood
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Duck Dad Is Elected
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Atheist Who "Mocked Christianity" Falls in Love (With Chicken)
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Florida Cop Threatens to Slaughter Girl for Being Too "Dark and Weird"