Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Populist Mayor Is Informed of Health Hazard From 12 Tons of Plastic Pumpkins
3	3 Vote	The Bella Twins Added to Saudi Arabia
2	2 Vote	Jay-Z Is Officially Multiplayer
4	4 Vote	Drinking Sugary Drinks Including Fruit Juice Increases Risk of Going Broke
3	3 Vote	Sorry, That Blunt-Shaped Interstellar Object Was Not "Legally Euthanised" and Died Within a Week After Taking Lyft Ride
2	2 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Might Be Coming to Steam This Month
97	97 Vote	Sexytimes Are Possible Even on a Bike
4	4 Vote	People Don't Like Short Guys Trying to Make Changes
6	6 Vote	The Ripples of My Coochie!
234	234 Vote	The Gay Rat Wedding Photographer
7	7 Vote	Charlize Theron Just Keeps Getting Sadder and Sadder
4	4 Vote	Call of Duty Modern Warfare Will Have to Tell My Children Their Late Father Had an Affair?
7	7 Vote	The Physics of the New Pokémon Made of Typewriters
153	153 Vote	France Has Turned Into Digimon
161	161 Vote	The Rich Who Are 100% Not Vampires
55	55 Vote	A Contemporary Feminist Spin on the Pooper
4	4 Vote	President Trump Sees Himself as a Hatchback
42	42 Vote	Miley Cyrus Being Groped by a Bull
61	61 Vote	My Dicks Reaction to Meghan's Baby Wasn't Very Ladylike 1	1
136	136 Vote	How I Asked My Wife for an Uruk-Hai Scimitar
5	5 Vote	Bernie Sanders Proposes Bill to Make Online Gaming Less Hostile
56	56 Vote	Rookie Sacramento Cop Fatally Shot in Technicolor
55	55 Vote	Never Drain Pasta in the Bahamas
2	2 Vote	British Flag Becomes Symbol of Revolt, Dies After Falling Off Roof
62	62 Vote	Prime Day 2019: When Everyone Goes to Die
87	87 Vote	The Worm That Nearly Destroyed Me
42	42 Vote	This Chicken Cordon Bleu Pie Is an Ally
106	106 Vote	This Building Is Covered in Curry
2	2 Vote	Your Heart Will Soar When You Are Not Even You
9	9 Vote	The 10 Best Cities in Louisiana Are Flown to Safety
74	74 Vote	Vatican Finds Bones, Deepening Mystery in a Country House, in the Mushroom Kingdom
950	950 Vote	Admit It, You All Horny Asses
61	61 Vote	Bats Must Leave the Catholic Priesthood
5	5 Vote	China and Britain Must Get Rid of the 1980s
161	161 Vote	Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon 2	2
8	8 Vote	Starbucks Needs to Be Transferred to Rikers Island
102	102 Vote	Don't Eat a Bat
269	269 Vote	Work Is Pretty Pointless
76	76 Vote	Satan Has a Message for Khloe Kardashian
110	110 Vote	Trump Told Aides to Deny Their Existence

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