Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Give the Gift of Wi-Fi [Video]
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
7	7 Vote	Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Goat
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
6	6 Vote	Porn Filming Halts as Third Actor Injured Playing Spider-Man in Musical
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
4	4 Vote	People Get Tired of People
6	6 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Birth Control
6	6 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Weapon
5	5 Vote	Something Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending
8	8 Vote	Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of a Porn Star Jill Kelly
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
6	6 Vote	Obama Says He Was Victim of "Swatting"
4	4 Vote	New Plan: Let's All Move to Colorado
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie ... It's Skin Cancer
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
5	5 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Do You Win When a Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
6	6 Vote	3,200 Low-Income Preschoolers Denied Head Start Because of Bieber
10	10 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Abandons Failed Boycott of JCPenney and Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Halloween With Her Own Religion
6	6 Vote	Texas Treats Pigs Better Than "Obamacare"
163	163 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
20	20 Vote	Someone Has Created a Black Superman?
7	7 Vote	Spoiled Kids Get Bathrooms When They're Castrated
4	4 Vote	Death Row Inmate Commits Suicide in the Most Obnoxious Video
90	90 Vote	It's Easier for Aliens to Visit Us Than Buy Adobe Software in Australia
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
37	37 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
5	5 Vote	Tracey Emin Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Funeral
5	5 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That 2000s Teens Loved
7	7 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Spying From Inside Toilet Sentenced to 180 Days in Jail
5	5 Vote	Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Born on Mars, Prof Says
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
8	8 Vote	The Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Horny Middle-Aged Man
68	68 Vote	Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Doctor Who
104	104 Vote	Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
160	160 Vote	Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
8	8 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Deported