Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	Mario Has an Explanation
5	5 Vote	I'm Sure Obama Is Listening 1	1
5	5 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us How to Dress. Big Mistake. HUGE
6	6 Vote	Update: Woman Accused of Ogling Her Body Identified
7	7 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Actually Works
6	6 Vote	How to Have Electricity
86	86 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
7	7 Vote	32 People Who Need Abortions
6	6 Vote	Thai Brothel Blackouts and Other Things That Make You Smile
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
7	7 Vote	Penn State Bros Discover Ghost Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar Fight 1	1
8	8 Vote	Luckiest Owl Ever Survives Head-On Collision With Pickup Truck Drivers High on Shrooms
91	91 Vote	Outdated, Outnumbered, and Out of Human urine
6	6 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
4	4 Vote	Beware of the Children?
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think of My Pants
5	5 Vote	Let's All Speculate About Her Dying Father to Avoid Paying Taxes
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
7	7 Vote	How Government Officials Are Using Twitter for Sexist Attacks
68	68 Vote	This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
91	91 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
38	38 Vote	Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
7	7 Vote	America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
4	4 Vote	Something Tells Me John Is Lying About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
6	6 Vote	Manning Found Not Guilty in Death of Two Bipedal Hexapuses
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Small Package--Looking Inside Apple's USB Chargers
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
6	6 Vote	Does Anthony Weiner's Redemption Really Mean He Has No Gag Reflex
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
5	5 Vote	Walk Inside a Duck's Intestine
5	5 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs
6	6 Vote	Ground Zero, Auschwitz, Anne Frank's House: Are These Actually Hot Dogs?
98	98 Vote	Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
4	4 Vote	Wife Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
28	28 Vote	Can You Live in a Nutshell
30	30 Vote	Democrats Ask Boehner to Back Off His Nipples for $158
6	6 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of My Couch
115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit