Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

142	142 Vote	All Dogs Go to Hell 1	1
48	48 Vote	Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
6	6 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually So Bad They're Good
4	4 Vote	10 White People Who Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
8	8 Vote	Castration: The Next Pandemic: Not If, But when
193	193 Vote	Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
9	9 Vote	The Wisdom on Tumblr Is Beyond Sad 1	1
6	6 Vote	Dying to Be a Geek Bully
12	12 Vote	UN to Take Down Nutella
7	7 Vote	Can You Figure Out Bras?
25	25 Vote	Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
21	21 Vote	Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
212	212 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1