Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

92	92 Vote	Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
130	130 Vote	I Was Speeding Because I Love Fast Food! 1	1
184	184 Vote	Dodgeball With a Knife 3	3
79	79 Vote	Teen With Severe Allergy Died After Eating Too Many Books... Because Now Even That's Suspicious
141	141 Vote	Russia Attached 12 Flamethrowers to a Therapist
61	61 Vote	Kavanaugh: I Will Never Stop the Hugs
3	3 Vote	Thrift Shop's Items No Match for Employee's Sense of Honor
146	146 Vote	This Is Why Everyone Is Sad 1	1
147	147 Vote	President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
5	5 Vote	I'm Definitely Going to Hogwarts
59	59 Vote	Blink-182 Cancel Tour Due to Confusion Over Vaccine Policy
52	52 Vote	Man Testified He Chopped Up Wife's Body to Naturally Detoxify
202	202 Vote	Avril Lavigne Describes the Exact Moment a Bird Shits
5	5 Vote	Dog Food and Using Supplements Can Prevent Zinc and Iron Deficiencies
7	7 Vote	What's Killing Sears? Its Own Skull, Killing It
8	8 Vote	No, Grandma, You Don't Want Christian Voters Anymore (LOL!)
152	152 Vote	Just Stay Inside, Learn How to Master the Art of Self-Mummification
378	378 Vote	You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup 4	4
5	5 Vote	After Centuries, Hemp Makes a Mockery of Our Beloved Luigi
54	54 Vote	Woman With Learning Disabilities Opens Her Own City: "You Can Smell the Rats"
105	105 Vote	Dogs Found in Louisiana!
46	46 Vote	Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
301	301 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
5	5 Vote	Buddhist Monk Master Resigns After Assigning Students Bizarre Quiz
51	51 Vote	"Trans-Species" Person Transformed Herself Into a Battery 2	2
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
33	33 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad" 2	2
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
4	4 Vote	Go Ahead, I Dare You to See the Light
6	6 Vote	Oklahoma Surges Into a Penis...
345	345 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
32	32 Vote	Why Fewer Americans Are Turning to Prostitution in Colombia
4	4 Vote	How to Avoid Circumcision
3	3 Vote	Senator John McCain, Fight for Penis
5	5 Vote	12 Shot Between Saturday Morning and Sunday Morning Church Service — a Prayer Answered
4	4 Vote	Pink Shares Funny "Family Meeting" Instagram Photo of Shia LaBeouf Covered in Human Feces

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