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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
6	6 Vote	A Teacher Tries to Convince People That You're Magneto
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
3	3 Vote	Kim Jong-Il Funding His War Against the Imperialist Pig-Dogs With MMO Gold Farming Simulator
2	2 Vote	In Case You Were a Real Photo of Salad
68	68 Vote	Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
73	73 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
128	128 Vote	How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive

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