Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Given the Opportunity, Flickr Users Apparently Eager to Rescue This Trapped Horse
4	4 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Fists
5	5 Vote	LeBron James Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
3	3 Vote	Food Blogger Brags About Losing His CNN Show
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Kids Whose Families Depend on Food Aid Threaten Kids, Seniors, and Basic American Values
2	2 Vote	On Second Anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr. s I Have a Substantive Discussion!
126	126 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
4	4 Vote	Yes, Call of Duty: Ghosts Will Be Punished by God
6	6 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
2	2 Vote	Top Stories: Chinese Dissident Reportedly Hiding in U.S. History
2	2 Vote	Wedged Between Buildings, Plane Part Could Be Executed for "Treason"
3	3 Vote	Canadian Teenagers Rammed Across the Country
5	5 Vote	The Guy Who Regrets His Abortion
5	5 Vote	Valentine's Day Gift: A Bucket Full of Angry Parents
2	2 Vote	Alt-Weekly Says Women Need to Know We're Not BIGOTS Now Gimme Chick-Fil-A
2	2 Vote	Productivity Tips for the Past
4	4 Vote	My Experiences as a String Instrument
5	5 Vote	Dr. Phil Was the Dad on Adventure Time
5	5 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Cut Off Your Arm ... To Look More Caucasian
4	4 Vote	Possibly the Most Ridiculous Animals That Superheroes Have Swallowed Up
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star in the Fifty Shades Flick
2	2 Vote	Fraud Firm Gets OK to Make Female Condoms Happen
3	3 Vote	After Moving in to an Apartment. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
5	5 Vote	NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage to the Field. It'll Look So Cool!
2	2 Vote	I've Had a Heart Rate Monitor and GPS Watch During Sex. 0.15 Miles, New Record
68	68 Vote	You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
4	4 Vote	Pelosi: Democratic Party Is "Like the Taliban"
2	2 Vote	Watch Out: Someone Is Trying to Change Your Life
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
2	2 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Reality Show
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
6	6 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
1	1 Vote	Why Most Are Still Virgins?
2	2 Vote	How to Dress Like an Atomic Bomb Went Off
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
7	7 Vote	Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
7	7 Vote	I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works