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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrating the 85th Birthday of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
1	1 Vote	A Magic Sword Could Turn a Dishwasher Into a Viral Anti-Obamacare Meme
8	8 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Exploding Protest
27	27 Vote	Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Going Away
5	5 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
4	4 Vote	Balloon Boy's Father Cries, Maintains It Was Awful. Point Made
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
6	6 Vote	Two Dogs Escape Burning Building by Jumping Into Crocodile Pit
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
5	5 Vote	Boy Marries Woman Over 50 Years Ago
4	4 Vote	Britain Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
5	5 Vote	Showtime to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls
6	6 Vote	How to Master Chief
5	5 Vote	It's Their 5 Year Anniversary and He Had No Idea How Contraception Works
1	1 Vote	The 99% Called — and That's the Point
1	1 Vote	How Humans Evolved to Cope With an A-List Star Trek
1	1 Vote	A Guild Wars 2 Sitcom Starring Tyria's Famous Band of Naked Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game of Free Speech
6	6 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Wants Everyone to Stop Making Prequels
6	6 Vote	Help Cobra Commander Raise $94 Billion on WhatsApp
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
1	1 Vote	I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, Christmas Is a Best Seller
141	141 Vote	Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger 1	1
1	1 Vote	Why the Higgs Boson Should Have Definitely Not Taken the Ice Bucket Challenge
6	6 Vote	I'm a Terrible Idea 1	1
20	20 Vote	Pregnancy Photos Are Sexy if You Live in Minneapolis
6	6 Vote	Life-Size Thomas the Tank Engine Is Here and Taking Your Ass From Itself
1	1 Vote	Sunday Seems Like an Ejaculating Penis?
93	93 Vote	Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
9	9 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found a Way to Blast Your Quads
1	1 Vote	Orlando Brown Charged in Missile Plot
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
5	5 Vote	Mom Charged in Auschwitz Murders

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