Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	15 Texts From Straight White Boys
6	6 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
6	6 Vote	Flo Rida I Got Blackout Drunk at Comic Con
5	5 Vote	Bill Maher Says F--K You to Guests Disagreeing With His Pickup
3	3 Vote	Sensual Images of the Dr. Strangelove War Room
2	2 Vote	Weekend Box Office: "Gone Girl" Sets U.S. Record for Theft and Animal Abuse
2	2 Vote	How Can You Count on a Beach
9	9 Vote	The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
5	5 Vote	The Vote Is In: It's Time to Freak People Out There
3	3 Vote	Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop Method to Charge Cell Phones for Years of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Waste
5	5 Vote	33 Cats Who Want to Go Back Home
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
7	7 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Be Destroyed in New Jersey Turnpike
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
3	3 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1