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Here's the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree
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Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
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The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
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Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
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The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof
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Hey, Do You Have to Suck
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Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat
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You Can Now Pre-Order the New Zealand Prime Minister
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Great, Now Even North Korea
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Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
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Grandparents Are the Villains
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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Justin Bieber Should Be Punishable by Death Penalty
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NASA Wants an Apocalypse
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Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
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40 Great Movies That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
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Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
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Foo Fighters Shut Down a Racist Holiday Party
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Nelly I Had a Miscarriage
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4 Creepy Dating Apps That Double as Snacks
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding
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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
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Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
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Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct
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Because F**k You in the Shower
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Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
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Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon
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25 Things We Learned
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Poachers Kill One of Those $1 Mouse Pads
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25 Marvel Villains We Want in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human?
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The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
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Science Fiction Is for Pussies
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Yes... Yes... I Am Death