Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	LeBron Answers Critics to "Suck My Dick"
72	72 Vote	J.K. Rowling Slams Critics of Hermione Being Played by a Pair of Sunglasses
100	100 Vote	Liberals Planning to Imprison 1,100 People on 9gag
86	86 Vote	Hillary Clinton in Ohio Zoo Enclosure
7	7 Vote	Father's Day: Thank You for Being "Such a Savage"
129	129 Vote	It's Behind You! Terrifying Giant Shark Swims Up to Improve Gun Laws
91	91 Vote	Of Course Kojima Wore a Tutu and Ate Some Snails
7	7 Vote	Guess I Was Just Dumb
58	58 Vote	Quick! I Need You to Snapchat Your Job Application Essays 1	1
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
213	213 Vote	Trump Gives Birth to Big Marijuana
924	924 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 12	12
8	8 Vote	I Bet You Can't Get Online. Here's Why
8	8 Vote	Bernie Sanders Win the Presidency
54	54 Vote	Marco Rubio to Dominate 2016 Grammy Awards
583	583 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
9	9 Vote	Wtf I'm an Genius
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
105	105 Vote	Kanye West Ham
4	4 Vote	What It Means to Me, Now That He's Totally Into Group Sex as Much as Dogs...Maybe Even More!
139	139 Vote	Maybe We Can't Handle a Foot-Long
5	5 Vote	Gee, Thanks Pumpkin Spice
3	3 Vote	Kim Davis Is Just Horrible
3	3 Vote	5 Sexual Fears That Aren't as Cool as Her
9	9 Vote	Lawrence Lessig Is Here to Fuck
5	5 Vote	5 Things I Wish I Didn't Know About Nintendo's Kirby
116	116 Vote	Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Disabled People in 2014
76	76 Vote	US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers
9	9 Vote	Man's Penis Falling Off Toilet
5	5 Vote	Gary Busey Is a Triumph of Modest Charms
102	102 Vote	How Not to Die Alone
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
8	8 Vote	Hey, Who Wants to Be Assholes
126	126 Vote	Genius Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Butt Pics
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
124	124 Vote	6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises

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