Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Croatia Really Does Not Work
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
4	4 Vote	Japan Invents Disposable Masturbation Toy for Men Was Designed to Prevent Distracted Driving Is Extremely Distracting
2	2 Vote	American Horror Story Is Bananas
2	2 Vote	The Alphabet Song Gets a New Era
5	5 Vote	Vinny Is the First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
2	2 Vote	Japan Is Making Kids Happier
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3