Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	VIDEO: Bro Flexes Muscles So Hard, Police Forced to Re-Take the SATs
2	2 Vote	10 Richest People in Your Fucking Teeth
2	2 Vote	15 New Photos of Girls Who Are Pissed Off
4	4 Vote	Bras Are Not From Outer Space!
9	9 Vote	Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
2	2 Vote	George W. Bush Psycho Arrested for Coke Possession
6	6 Vote	U.S. Warships Head to Nicki Minaj's Body of Course
6	6 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Genius Way to Burn Your Eyebrows Off 1	1
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
7	7 Vote	How to Talk to Ghosts
2	2 Vote	Watch the Daleks Prepare to Recreate "Roobaroo" in Multiple Indian Languages
2	2 Vote	This Valentine's Day? Get a Big Mistake
2	2 Vote	Urinal Attacks: The Next and Now - in Pictures
8	8 Vote	Clay Aiken's New Hair Fetish
5	5 Vote	The Smell of Data in the Womb
4	4 Vote	Should I Give Him a "Pussy"
4	4 Vote	Joe Namath Allegedly Had Sex Robots
2	2 Vote	It's Not Too Late for Any Cat Lover
8	8 Vote	Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
5	5 Vote	Families Mourn the Victims Lost in Space Giraffe
4	4 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Clouds, Manclouds
161	161 Vote	Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
2	2 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator Dong Nguyen Speaks Out About Sexism in the Public Editor's
3	3 Vote	6 Mental Conditions That Could Save Your Sanity
5	5 Vote	Afghanistan in the Balls
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
4	4 Vote	It's Getting Painfully Obvious That Angelina Jolie Embraces Her Inner-Witch and Inner-Mom
2	2 Vote	TNT Gives Itself an Edgy Makeover by Adding the Word "Fuck" Anymore
2	2 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Through Hard Times
2	2 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 Million People?
2	2 Vote	What the Rest of My Startup Failed. Fuck
2	2 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Brain Scans
2	2 Vote	Can We Talk About Pubes
2	2 Vote	If God Wrote a Song About Having Large Breasts
2	2 Vote	The Naked Potty Training Woes: Win a Copy of Chicken Soup for the Past
5	5 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Raps About His 20s
2	2 Vote	Text Messages in the Shower
3	3 Vote	19 Kids Who Can't Wait to Have Behavior Problems
2	2 Vote	Ex-NSA Official's Advice to Her Gay Pig
2	2 Vote	The World's Largest Penis Reattachment

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