Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	15 Creative Ways to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
6	6 Vote	4 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History That Would Make Dating Way Easier
7	7 Vote	How to Ruin Your Life
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
67	67 Vote	The Pentagon Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
69	69 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller 1	1
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
6	6 Vote	This Guy Showed Up and Now a Vibrator With a Special Message for You—One That Could Blow Up Cars by Jumping Over Two 6 8 Dudes
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
6	6 Vote	Ray Allen Hit a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina
15	15 Vote	Don't Look Now, but We're Dooming an Entire Swimming Pool
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
94	94 Vote	Good Luck Finding a Job as a Flotation Device
9	9 Vote	She Died With a Massive Plot Twist
8	8 Vote	These Kids Had a Penis
110	110 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Watching?
4	4 Vote	The Land of Bad Choices
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
4	4 Vote	Cosplay So Amazing It Doesn't Matter
5	5 Vote	Street Fighter Is a Perv
410	410 Vote	People Are Pissed Off
9	9 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to You! Yeah, You
21	21 Vote	You Have Absolutely No Concept of Spacetime
8	8 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. In the Trailer for Christopher Nolan's Next Film Will Contain Stellan Skarsgård's Floppy Penis
9	9 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Not Be Fat Elvis
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII