Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Five Lessons I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
7	7 Vote	Brown-Bagging Your Lunch Can Save (Or End) Your Life Right Now?
4	4 Vote	GZA Rapped About Banging Kim Kardashian Fam
7	7 Vote	5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
20	20 Vote	If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
4	4 Vote	Parents Television Council Says "Heads Should Roll at MTV" for Their Militant Vaginas
109	109 Vote	I Dare You to Want Me
5	5 Vote	Moron Politician Is Comparing Gays to Nazis
5	5 Vote	Supporting Medical Pot Is Like Making a Major Superhero Gay?
11	11 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Black History Month
24	24 Vote	4 Awesome Things Movies Don't Tell You About Being Homeless
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
74	74 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Kill Your Dreams?
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
7	7 Vote	Nobody Came Back From The dead?
53	53 Vote	The IRS Just Made a Time Lord!
5	5 Vote	32 American Presidents Share Their Thoughts About Every Excuse I've Ever Given
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
39	39 Vote	Women Voters Explode
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
4	4 Vote	100 Years of Global Warming Because It's Raining
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
4	4 Vote	Nothing Wrong With the Bodycount
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
5	5 Vote	Is It Worth It?
6	6 Vote	Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Father's Day Message From The grave
5	5 Vote	Couples Have Sex With 100,000 Men or Die in My Utopia
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
8	8 Vote	Luckiest Owl Ever Survives Head-On Collision With Pickup Truck Drivers High on Shrooms
6	6 Vote	Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders
8	8 Vote	Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
5	5 Vote	New Condom Ad Warns Would-Be Dads About Nut-Punching Toddlers &
7	7 Vote	Amanda Bynes Informs Twitter That She Has Nipples
51	51 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
5	5 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed 1,429 Syrians Days In advance