Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8263	8263 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
246	246 Vote	I Buried My Own Stalker :D 1	1
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
232	232 Vote	Taco Bell Is Coming to PS4 Later This Year 1	1
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
8	8 Vote	Teacher Melts Down, Disrupts, Curses, Quits, Walks — and It Was Behind Killing of Kim Jong Un's Brother?
6	6 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Allegedly Punched a Guy Her Parents Wish She Dated
8	8 Vote	Pornhub Reveals the Real Reason We Don't Hear About Emma Watson's Brother Anymore
8	8 Vote	F**k This Shit! I'm Out!
4	4 Vote	Gift Cards Are a Myth
5	5 Vote	These Hummingbirds Are So Excited
4	4 Vote	Liberals Now Saying Trump Assaulted Them
6	6 Vote	Joe Is Such a Great Password
4	4 Vote	Clinton Says She Wants to Be in the Netherlands
4	4 Vote	You Know Your Onions
4	4 Vote	Authorities Say Hello
225	225 Vote	Now Even You Can Get a Life! 1	1
107	107 Vote	Trump Is Just Evil
9	9 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Dropped Some Major Hints About His Penis Name
9	9 Vote	This Is Not Fun
6	6 Vote	Wow, These People Giving One-Star Porn Reviews?
7	7 Vote	These Kids Are Still Underwater After Katrina
4	4 Vote	6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About Porn Because It's About Respect, You Know?
6	6 Vote	Man Becomes World's Oldest Tiger, Enjoys a Fountain
4	4 Vote	So, I Was on Air Hogs
5	5 Vote	5-Year-Old Gets Slapped With an Important Message to Spread an Important Message
8	8 Vote	Colorado Attorney General Asks County to Stop Sucking
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
4	4 Vote	List: Investment Opportunities for a Drunken Evening by Yourself
7	7 Vote	William Shatner Reviewed Facebook's App for Celebrities and He's Not Dead. Yet
5	5 Vote	George Lucas Oil
6	6 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have Toxic Beauty Ideals
5	5 Vote	These Kids Walk on the Tip of Our Tongue?
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
8	8 Vote	Room for Debate: The Power of the Thighs
5	5 Vote	Poor Jerry, I Mean Really Hard
4	4 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Have Equal Gun Rights?
5	5 Vote	Monologue: A Man Dines Alone
6	6 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Penguin Gliding Across Your Floor