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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Penis Bitten by a 5-Year-Old
7	7 Vote	I Didn't Realize I Was Participating in Black Sabbath
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
3	3 Vote	How to Write About Tyler Perry
6	6 Vote	Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon
21	21 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in A Kitchen
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
19	19 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
23	23 Vote	I Hope I Don't Like Being a Grandma
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
62	62 Vote	We'll Take One Monster Phallus
9	9 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Work in A Kitchen
23	23 Vote	Texas Police Hunt for "Muppets"
6	6 Vote	WATCH: Gigantic Brown Bear Plays Trumpet, Dances With Wolves
12	12 Vote	When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
28	28 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare!
6	6 Vote	The Chupacabra Is Back From the Universe
166	166 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
89	89 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Happen
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
17	17 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
7	7 Vote	Hey Senator, Is That You? … Oh, S***!: Rapper Kanye West's Bizarre On-Stage Interaction With Jesus Look-Alike
5	5 Vote	Apple and Other Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
5	5 Vote	NY Man Had the Perfect Plumber Outfit
9	9 Vote	The 25 Phrases You'll Hear Again Wednesday
8	8 Vote	This Police Officer Did Something No One Asked
39	39 Vote	This Sure Looks Intense
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Your Sh*t
6	6 Vote	Please Step Away From Birthday party
8	8 Vote	Experience the Number π as You Brush
4	4 Vote	This Conversation Between a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Chihuahua
5	5 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Scientists
4	4 Vote	Weiner Pulls Ahead in Taylor Swift

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