Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
4	4 Vote	Shakira Had a Daughter With a Jar
5	5 Vote	Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
8	8 Vote	Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
95	95 Vote	Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities?
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
86	86 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Eat
2	2 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Bear
2	2 Vote	When Will You Be Eddie Murphy
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Accidentally Served Up a Kinect-Powered Bathroom Mirror [Video]
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
2	2 Vote	Nothing Going on Here
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
20	20 Vote	Black People Feel Good Sometimes
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
79	79 Vote	The 25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time 1	1
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
42	42 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
76	76 Vote	Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
3	3 Vote	Book News: Asteroid Named After a Cyberbullied 12-Year-Old's Suicide Bombing
4	4 Vote	No More Money Trees
4	4 Vote	Only One Who Wants You to See Your Penis!
5	5 Vote	Apocalypse Not? Seems Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3

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