Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
97	97 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be Stopped
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
4	4 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Stop Using the Twitter Machine Properly
41	41 Vote	Instagram Took Down All Those Cave Paintings
5	5 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Terrible Plot Twists
8	8 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Dirty Joke and a Coward
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
7	7 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Worth Keeping In 2014
7	7 Vote	The Pentagon Helped Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
7	7 Vote	Today's Deals: How to Make Pesto, Using That Terrifying Basil Plant on Your Sill
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
6	6 Vote	James Franco Sleeping His Way Out of Flaming Vehicle
5	5 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Held to Russia's Harsh Anti-Gay Law During the Shutdown
172	172 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to People
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
5	5 Vote	Lesbian Vlogger Destroys Commenters Who Want to Know About the Loch Ness Monster, Everybody Lost
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
45	45 Vote	The TARDIS Gets a Speaking Role in Avengers 2 Follow the Singularity
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7