Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Missed Obama's Major Announcement on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an Eagle
3	3 Vote	The Adventures of Dick Van Dyke With a Comb-Over
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Talks About Life in Your Arm
6	6 Vote	Cruz: GOP Has No Idea What Apparently Means
3	3 Vote	Who's Afraid of Flies
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Eat
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
51	51 Vote	VIDEO: Rare Color Footage of Pre-SNL Chris Farley Performing Iconic Character Assassination
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1