Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How to Host a White Man
72	72 Vote	Mom Demands Accommodations at City Pool for Son Who Wanted to "Demonstrate His Masculinity"
95	95 Vote	Gorgeous Time-Lapse Video of "racist Baby"
3	3 Vote	REVIEW: FUN AND Suffering
3	3 Vote	Permitless Gun Carry, Anti-Anti Racism, & the MCU
3	3 Vote	Apple's iPhone Has Genius Trick to Make Florida's Covid Crisis Worse
138	138 Vote	Woman Found With No Explanation
62	62 Vote	Firefox's New Android Browser Is a Himbo?
3	3 Vote	One of Trump's "Toys" in the Womb
3	3 Vote	A Woman KILLS
3	3 Vote	When the Markets Figure This Out LGBTQ
5	5 Vote	Olympic Athletes Are Not Reliable and Might Do More Harm Than Good: Report Reveals
5	5 Vote	When Is the Joke
149	149 Vote	Is There a Bunny in the Audience
113	113 Vote	My Husband's Sexual Fixation on His Lawn
164	164 Vote	Man Pleads Guilty Pleasure
61	61 Vote	Unlikely Partners Pelosi and Cheney Team Up for Potential Violence
53	53 Vote	Daily Horoscope: June 20, 2021 Is a Racial Slur
60	60 Vote	Cringey People Who Don't Understand Women
47	47 Vote	An Alarmingly Deep Dive Into the Back Yard
44	44 Vote	Guy Uses Genius Snapchats of Himself "In Bed" to Avoid Lusting Males
87	87 Vote	Man's Penis Bitten by 4-Foot Snake While Sitting on Couch After Getting Punk'd
175	175 Vote	The Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Senator
119	119 Vote	I Desperately Wanted to "abolish Lasagna"
99	99 Vote	Why Do We Call Coffee a Cup of Coffee 2	2
193	193 Vote	No One Is Immune to Breadsticks
117	117 Vote	How to Get Angry
47	47 Vote	I Killed a Man Relaxing
209	209 Vote	Scientists Found a Way to Suck
106	106 Vote	Jim Carrey Declares Mission Accomplished With His Hog
82	82 Vote	Here's How to Be Japan's Prime Minister
283	283 Vote	4 Dead, 3 Teens Hospitalized After Crash Bandicoot
126	126 Vote	Trump Banned From All of the United States
114	114 Vote	16 Paradoxes That Will Leave You Hot and Bothered
82	82 Vote	Local Battles in the Toilet
288	288 Vote	If You're LISTENING HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!
94	94 Vote	Trump Launches His Own Feces
156	156 Vote	I'm Tired of Getting Deadly Lung Disease
227	227 Vote	I Am Not My Trauma: Survivors of Dino-Killing Asteroid
162	162 Vote	Most Guys Are Guilty of Stealing $120 Million Worth of Drugs