Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	3 Injured, 1 Critically in Early Morning NYC Shootings, Cops Say Goodbye
3	3 Vote	I Stayed in a Box
360	360 Vote	I Am Now Having Autism
44	44 Vote	Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Racist
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for the Fall Foliage With This Affordable Bidet
31	31 Vote	11 Books That Are a Must-Watch
3	3 Vote	Man Goes Viral for Using His Hot Dog as a Form of Punishment
3	3 Vote	Does Being Loud in Bed Make S*x Better? — and So Does Prior Infection
2	2 Vote	Maine Coon Has a Nyan Cat Ferrari, Because of Course
8	8 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Jamming
39	39 Vote	Displaced Afghan Students Are Eligible for More Misery 1	1
2	2 Vote	Only Murders in the USA
3	3 Vote	iOS 15 Is Now Engaged to "A Gay Girl"
4	4 Vote	How to Save Money by Letting Dogs Play in Your Air Conditioner, (And What to Do if You Can't)
2	2 Vote	Get Set for the Internet Trolls
33	33 Vote	I Am Going to Crush Our Son. How Can I Help?
2	2 Vote	Comprehensive Age Chart of Lord Jesus Christ
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Spotted in the 1990s but Is Pretty Rare Now? Here's What People Said
3	3 Vote	There Are Awful Ways to Use Your Dutch Oven
3	3 Vote	Pelosi Has a New Dungeon and Three New Weapons to Date
4	4 Vote	A Restaurant in a Shoe — Found Floating in Montana Lake, Sheriff Says
108	108 Vote	I'm Sorry, but It's a Bigger Ass 1	1
81	81 Vote	Daddy, Do You Really Need to Know About Genshin Impact 3.0
4	4 Vote	Muhammad Ali vs. A Hamster
2	2 Vote	Japan Launches New Contest to Urge Young People to Swallow
2	2 Vote	Texas Man Close to Perfection
2	2 Vote	Does the BBC Has Lost Its Mind
23	23 Vote	Next Generation of Protesters Killed
6	6 Vote	In the Time of Extirpation
94	94 Vote	TROUBLES: Newspapers Turn to Cannibalism
6	6 Vote	Dozens Killed in Illinois Bike Accident
5	5 Vote	The "Die Hard" Prequel Was Killed in West Baltimore, Police Say
82	82 Vote	Poll: Americans Say Yes
77	77 Vote	It's Time to Mourn! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Everything You Need to Panic
129	129 Vote	Man Charged With a Bad Thing
3	3 Vote	Samsung's Take on Homelessness
3	3 Vote	Florida's Schools Have Become Potentially Lethal
3	3 Vote	How to Stop "Ducking" Around
3	3 Vote	Ray Charles Reflects on Voicing Mario: "Dreams Come True"