Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
91	91 Vote	White House to Give Up on a Barbed Wire Dildo
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
11	11 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Abortion?
15	15 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Kitchen
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
6	6 Vote	Obama, God of Thunder #20
295	295 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
6	6 Vote	Patrick Stewart Looks Fantastic in a Yogurt Commercial
8	8 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
2	2 Vote	How to Stop It
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6