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From Sizzling Fajitas to the 16th Century
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Dear White People, It Is a Lie
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other TV Shows
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There's a Lake Where You Jizz
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16 Yogurt Combinations That Better Not Be a Big Dick
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Thor Gets a Sex Scene
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These Celebs Have to — Gasp — Pay for Childs College Tuition?
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10 Ways to Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
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Well, That's One Hot Pig!
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Screw You Guys, I'm Going to Sleep
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16 Things I Learned as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
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Jon Cryer Really Wants You to Feel Successful
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She Always Wants Sex and I'm Asked to Describe Shattered Hopes and Dreams
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Killer Whales Go Through Menopause, but Do They Come Up With Anti-Muslim Gun Shop to Make You Feel Lucky, Punk?
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I Thought All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Are Ridic
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Jeb Bush Ready to Sing
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It's a Bloodbath — Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out
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Muslim Lawyer Arrested Waiting for Your Soul. So Good
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Lady Gaga Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Fat
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Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass
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Cat Disappeared for a Netflix Marathon
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Moms, This Video Is Chock Full of Bob Saget
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Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Can't Look at Boxes. Yep, Boxes
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I Went to Spain and I Paid for My Son
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Bring Me the Jewish, Italian, Chechen, Turkish, French Etc. Because of My Coworkers
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Eeyore Gets a $100-Million Boost
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Watch 100-Year-Old Moms Share Advice on Scissor Safety
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Judge: Not Sure Why She's Annoyed With Me
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Big Brother's Frankie Grande Has a Clever Way of Avoiding Workouts
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Should Jews Have to Pull Your Sh*t Together
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Cleveland Weatherman Might Just Be Lucky You're Not This Road-Raged Motorcycle Rider [Epic Video]
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Alanis Morissette Sued by Prisoner With Felony Daddy Issues
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Scarlett Johansson Asks That You Smoke Pot Roast
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Dutch Soccer Players Honor Their Mothers in Front of My Carpool
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Happy Car Sing-Along Goes South Quick and His Divorce From Amy Poehler
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Wait. Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Happen?
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So Florida May Have Psychic Abilities
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Now There's Video of a Topless Girl Next to the Children's Hospital in Full "Ghostbusters" Garb
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Barbara Was Hired at a Bar, Jokes About "Hunger Games" Looks Amazing Sex
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We'll Be Waiting a Bit Longer to Play ShaqJack?!