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My Wife Wants Me to "just Put It In"
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I'm So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So Valid
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I Will Be Visible in Your Region
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You're Either a Witch or a Flop
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High-Powered Lasers Can Be Bright
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Much More Time to Dance
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Do Not Come to the Moon
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Thirteen Bison Killed After Fuel Tanker Explodes in Motherfucker! Fight
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Kanye West Is Actually Pathetic
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Dogs Can't Be President?! ​
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Enormous Hexagon Can Be Released
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You Are Going to Expand
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Are Aliens Coming or Is It You?
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Come Dine With Me Forever
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Oh No, Earthworm Jim = Duke Nukem
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I Hope There Are No Police
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Would You Like to Live in Infamy
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I've Had Enough of My Life
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Make Sure You Buy Booze
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Are You Affected by the Pornstache?
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America Needs More "Ass"
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Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
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I Hope to Deploy Lethal Robots
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Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
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Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
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500,000-Year-Old Tools May Have Belonged to a Bunch of White Dudes
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Smoking Just 1 Cigarette a Day to Hide From Witches
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Christmas Pets That Provide Milk
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Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable
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Sniff ALL the BALLS!!
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Where to Find the Snake Clitoris
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Herschel Walker Insists the Parrot Isn't Dead. It's Just Resting
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Oh God OH GOD MY MUFFINS!!!
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Nobody Would Adopt sweet Dog. Then She Was on Fire
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The Best Cannabis Strains to Smoke if You're Looking to Find Some Long Lost Treasure Maps
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You Are a Bug
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I Hope Things Get Worse
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There Is No Reason to Smile
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This Duck Literally Ran/ Flew a Marathon While Chain-Smoking
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Pay More Attention Whores
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