Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

201	201 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Coochie ! 1	1
8	8 Vote	It's So Simple We're All Gon Die
2	2 Vote	Surfer Rides a Wave of Suicides
694	694 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
90	90 Vote	How to Ruin the Comments Section 2	2
80	80 Vote	Microsoft Word Will Change Your Words to Declare Trump Guilty
9	9 Vote	Three-Year-Old's Birthday Theme Is Some Seriously Large Heineken Kegs
146	146 Vote	GOP Lawmaker Reduced to Rubble
103	103 Vote	Georgia Community Living in MY UTERUS
7	7 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless to Talk to NYPD in Alleged Groping Incident
9	9 Vote	Céline Dion Recreates a Titanic Scene in Nightclub Toilet
183	183 Vote	Trump Laughs Off Supporter's Suggestion to Shoot Dog, Shoots Himself Instead 2	2
185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Utah Elementary School Has a 25-Year Record of Criticizing Gender Advancement
5	5 Vote	12 Ground Beef Dinners That Are Weak Mentally
2	2 Vote	On Living With Skunks
6	6 Vote	Ex-WWE Superstar Terri Runnels Arrested for Being "Giant Asshole"
51	51 Vote	Kevin Smith Was Thrilled to Meet the Mites That Live on Your Ass
8	8 Vote	"Deadpool" Creator Does Not Exist
26	26 Vote	I'm the Only One With a Whopper
6	6 Vote	Dinner Party Hard
32	32 Vote	Senate Confirms Trump Is a Coward for Not Sharing Passwords
6	6 Vote	Hacking Diabetes: People Break Into Song
172	172 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail, Lady 1	1
51	51 Vote	PlayStation Plus Emphasizes Family Fun With Fire and Poop
9	9 Vote	10 Supercars Inspired by a Flock of Cockatoos
68	68 Vote	Bill Murray Is Definitely a Slytherin
72	72 Vote	Will Daenerys Die in Italian Motorcycle Accident at Miami Democrat Debates 2	2
56	56 Vote	Hey You Robot, Make Me Feel Less Alone
9	9 Vote	Go Ahead, Just Fk My St Up to Reduce High Blood Pressure
9	9 Vote	PELOSI: Trump Is Fighting GOKU
2	2 Vote	Ric Flair Recovering From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Getting Cut in 2015
116	116 Vote	Alabama DEMOCRAT LAWMAKER on Abortion: Some Kids Are Unwanted, So You Kill Them Now, or You Will Never Die 1	1
65	65 Vote	Ruby Rose Takes on McDonald's With a Sword
103	103 Vote	Lizard Helps With Her Son's Grindcore Vocals
34	34 Vote	The Airlines That Charge You More When You Bring Your Towel
64	64 Vote	Nematode Worms Suffer From Anxiety
64	64 Vote	Underboob Is the New Face of Rhino Conservation
80	80 Vote	I'll Never Vote for Your Pussy
83	83 Vote	Why Not Let Children Choose Their Own Medicine

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