alyka

Voted Headlines
67
Vote
Where Do You Masturbate Ladies?
86
Vote
Elizabeth Warren Jumps Out Drive-Thru Window
64
Vote
Huge Cactus Impales Car in Flooded Parking Garage
87
Vote
A Summery Lemon Velvet Cream Cake Is So Strong It Shatters Reality Itself
111
Vote
The Cutest Little Tabby Kitten Wants to Go All-In on Blockchain
75
Vote
Chris Pratt Is a Sh*thole
106
Vote
I Have Eyeballs in Jars: Inside the DMV
272
Vote
Grandma Was the Shit
238
Vote
9,000 Years Ago, Cats Didn't Care
91
Vote
House Passes Bill to End All Abs Selfies
52
Vote
How to Know if You're a Wizard!
151
Vote
Spice Up Your Ass
88
Vote
Shooting Inside California Costco Kills 1, Injures 3 Million
28
Vote
Watch: Jon Stewart Dies
275
Vote
You Are on Sale for $40 Off
97
Vote
Sexytimes Are Possible Even on a Bike
161
Vote
The Rich Who Are 100% Not Vampires
61
Vote
My Dicks Reaction to Meghan's Baby Wasn't Very Ladylike
136
Vote
How I Asked My Wife for an Uruk-Hai Scimitar
55
Vote
Never Drain Pasta in the Bahamas
2
Vote
Oregon, Awash in Marijuana, Takes Steps to Fulfilling Sexual Intimacy in Marriage
103
Vote
Taylor Swift Says Her Anal Cancer Is Linked to Repetitive Head Trauma in Pro Wrestling Belt
8
Vote
Suspect in Pinky the Flamingo's Death Is Struck by Car, Miraculously Walks Away
74
Vote
My Way or the Matrix
76
Vote
BABY Shark Being Made Into a Void of Demon Cows
206
Vote
Japan's Health Minister Insists High Heels Are "Necessary and Appropriate" in the Link's Awakening Remake
66
Vote
India Reveals Plans to Spray Murder-Plagued City With Holy Water From Toilets
109
Vote
Nickelodeon's BRAND NEW Laser Weapon for Combat
155
Vote
VIDEO: CNN Clown Says She Has Some Weird Fetishes
158
Vote
Donald Trump Invites Kim Jong Un to Meet Him at McDonald's Drive-Thru
193
Vote
NASA to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
70
Vote
Matthews: Biden Better Learn How to Bake Transgender Cake
138
Vote
Five Bodies Found on Moon
51
Vote
Rodrigo Duterte Says He Knows Who Assasinated Tupac and Biggie
113
Vote
Bring Troops Home, THEN Do a Nude Scene
9
Vote
UK to Get Rid of Seagulls
93
Vote
Tons of Weed Could Fix Our Broken Health Care Workers
502
Vote
BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever
198
Vote
Google Has a SMELL
420
Vote
Technically, Earth Does Not Exist