Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
2	2 Vote	The Hazards of Removing a Sock in Space Station
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
4	4 Vote	Middle-Aged Man's Obsession With Selena Gomez May Have Just Saved Your Life
2	2 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Fucking Poor, and We're Not Responsible
2	2 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Europe Always Do Things
2	2 Vote	Randy Jackson Bitches About Paris Jackson ... She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
6	6 Vote	You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
4	4 Vote	Honk if You Can't Make This Prosecco Sorbet
3	3 Vote	Harry Styles Luscious Locks Might Actually Increase the Deficit
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
2	2 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Relentless Fight for Freedom
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
50	50 Vote	Immigrants for Sale. You Read That Right
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6