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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing
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Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
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Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
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Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Abortion Ruins the Holiday Season
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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New Game Is Stupid
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live
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Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL
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Can Snowden Be Targeted Using the Socratic Method