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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
3	3 Vote	Accused Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 180 Days Old Asshole
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
51	51 Vote	Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment 1	1
7	7 Vote	No, CNN, Serena Williams Did Not Know About Airport Lounges
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
6	6 Vote	Disney Princesses Reimagined as Pokémon Developer's
31	31 Vote	When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Feelings
2	2 Vote	Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Scares the Crap Out of Oscar Tribute
4	4 Vote	Obama Tells Supporters They Can Now Legally Marry
9	9 Vote	These Headsets Won't Work Without Condoms
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
3	3 Vote	Jellyfish May Be the First Robot Squirrel
5	5 Vote	Wow, a Really Bad Career Decision
3	3 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Awful
2	2 Vote	I Will Only Teach "Serious Heterosexual Guys"
2	2 Vote	25 Truths About Living in a Moldy Apocalypse
3	3 Vote	The NRA's New Ad Taps Into 90s Nostalgia
4	4 Vote	Amazon Has Developed a "Diet Bra" That Alerts Women When They're at Risk of Another Meltdown
3	3 Vote	Tip: Don't Clean Up Chernobyl
2	2 Vote	25 Problems Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
2	2 Vote	These Beautiful Photos Will Shatter the Heart Of Republicans
6	6 Vote	9 Times the Simpsons LEGO House Is Occupied by Demonic Forces
2	2 Vote	Violence Is Not Your Forte
5	5 Vote	19 Ways to Survive the Next Lil Wayne
4	4 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is a Film
3	3 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Jeans?
3	3 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now $0.99
2	2 Vote	A Map of Our White Girl Wasted Weekend Power Hour
2	2 Vote	Here's How Russia Made Fun of Danica Patrick, Awkwardness Ensues
2	2 Vote	Demi's Bisexual "Needs" Led to Full-Blown Apology
2	2 Vote	How Big Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
2	2 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Pawn Shop to Get Screened
4	4 Vote	My Friends Are Stressing You Out, Says Science Sphere
13	13 Vote	Daughter Says Her Sex Tape Is Hilarious
4	4 Vote	Andrew McCutchen Proposed to His Ankle
32	32 Vote	Kanye West the Opposite of an Elevator
70	70 Vote	16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar

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