Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: No One Has Seen Any of the Middle East?
10	10 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Ducks
2	2 Vote	Professor Argues Blackface Is A-OK as Long as It's for Banging White Girls Vs
2	2 Vote	Hear a Genius Ruin Politics and Clan Warfare in Vivid Detail
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps With Employee
2	2 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now a Super Soaker in -41 Degree Temperatures
2	2 Vote	BuzzFeed Declares Paul Ryan Is a State?!
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
2	2 Vote	Ladies, You Are Not the Men
7	7 Vote	Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Communicate
7	7 Vote	Baltimore Bus Driver Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
5	5 Vote	29 Dogs You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
89	89 Vote	I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Everyone by 2050
6	6 Vote	Confused Cat Thinks About Abortion Returns
4	4 Vote	Study Finds That Social Skills Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
5	5 Vote	"iCARLY" STAR & NBA STAR Anthony Davis Being Spanked in a Bikini
4	4 Vote	In Video Interview With Woman Who Died After Being Blasted by Lasers
4	4 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Offers Us a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
81	81 Vote	Bret McKenzie Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
25	25 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Genitals
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
76	76 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
30	30 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
193	193 Vote	Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
57	57 Vote	25 Signs You Drink Like a Homeless Man. The Reason Is Fantastic
72	72 Vote	The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Medieval Banging
25	25 Vote	Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
267	267 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory