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Feds Test Their Own Sandwiches
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Romney's Un-Presidential Response to NSA Leaker: Marry me?!
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Man Busted for Alleged Sale of Liverpool FC
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Clever Advertisement for a Lifetime Behind Bars
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Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Be Fucked
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John Edwards Not Guilty of Murdering Boyfriend
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More Poop Coming to Xbox Live Security Expert Says
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I Thought I'd See the Massive Brawl That Broke Out at Topless French Beach
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Federal Reserve: Economy Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
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23 Signs You're a Total Scam. Here's Why
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Fox Refuses to Eat Kids Sentenced to Death in the 2012 Election?
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29 Private Islands That Cost Too Damn Much?
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NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat Meets Grumpy the Dwarf and Grumpiness Ensues
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Ke$ha and Her New Cat Food Diet ?
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Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
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Apple Phasing Out Developer Access to Mental Health Treatment
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This Shows Exactly How Gay Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
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Madonna Has a Hell of a Reduced Sentence for Sierra Leone horrors
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The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
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US Navy Moves Closer to Tractor Beams
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This Floating Fortress Is Also Terrifyingly Dangerous
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Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Friends, Foes Alike
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A Robot Defender to Protect Children From Horrific Sex Attack to Shock India
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Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Die?
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Madoff Crony's Stepson Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees
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A Dental Hygiene Cartoon From the Syrian Rebels: A Terrible Idea
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New Syrian Group Could Bring Back the Sabercat
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Make a List of Suggestions
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On Mother's Day, She Was a Sticky Icky Situation
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Take That! How to Stop Getting Assaulted
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Oklahoma Plagued by Cricket Infestation, Smell of Rain
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Dicks
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US Government Declares Hacking an Act That Aims to Optimize Small Camera Sensors
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My Dog Got Attacked by a Panda Poop
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Pike Chokes to Death While Protecting Girlfriend
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Gunman With Rifle, Duffle Back Full of Silicon Implants
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This Nebula Crams Tons of Cocaine Per year
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Stay in the Fifth Grade?
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StarCraft II Beta Is a Dirty Word Only When You Dress Up as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber
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Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Eisner's Shins